im-tha-doctor:

Why are basic necessities so expensive? I mean like 

  • toilet paper
  • bread
  • comic con 
  • milk
reblogged 18 hours ago @ 20 Oct 2014 with 202,381 notes via/source
rhyse:

rhyse:

i love this post so much

wait this is my post omg

rhyse:

rhyse:

i love this post so much

wait this is my post omg

reblogged 1 day ago @ 20 Oct 2014 with 86,227 notes via/source

phoneticmeow:

Tumblr on November 1st

reblogged 1 day ago @ 20 Oct 2014 with 96,219 notes via/source

anonof5puns:

forgivensam:

dick-jenga:

a muggleborn student gets called a mudblood, so they lick their hand and wipe it on the pureblood’s face, singing “got mud on your face, you big disgrace, somebody better put you back into your place”

all the muggleborns in the vicinity immediately go *STOMP STOMP CLAP* repeatedly gettting closer and closer to the pureblood

and the pureblood’s like “holy shit is this some muggle damning ritual or something AM I GOING TO HELL I’M SORRY”

reblogged 1 day ago @ 20 Oct 2014 with 186,568 notes via/source

astudyiniero:

girls don’t want boyfriends girls want a seven book series about the marauders’ life at hogwarts

reblogged 1 day ago @ 20 Oct 2014 with 58,170 notes via/source
laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

reblogged 1 day ago @ 20 Oct 2014 with 106,239 notes via/source

tacobelligerent:

tacobelligerent:

I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG

why do we always have to reblog my mistakes

reblogged 1 day ago @ 20 Oct 2014 with 207,266 notes via/source

getthisoff:

GARLIC BREAD

image

reblogged 1 day ago @ 20 Oct 2014 with 188,119 notes via/source
year-of-the-deanmon:

the-almighty-fallen:

Accurate description of fans after the premiere

the longer you watch the funnier it gets

year-of-the-deanmon:

the-almighty-fallen:

Accurate description of fans after the premiere

the longer you watch the funnier it gets

reblogged 1 day ago @ 20 Oct 2014 with 12,919 notes via/source

koishe:

classy-dick:

do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life

i am that friend

reblogged 1 day ago @ 20 Oct 2014 with 484,527 notes via/source

officialwhitegirls:

shoutout to those followers that aren’t the same blog type as you and never even reblog you but still follow you

reblogged 1 day ago @ 20 Oct 2014 with 50,230 notes via/source
Straight haired person: Just comb it!
Curly haired person:
reblogged 1 day ago @ 20 Oct 2014 with 169,441 notes via/source
hefuckin:

onlylolgifs:

When you think you can pass a test without studying.. 


he dead

hefuckin:

onlylolgifs:

When you think you can pass a test without studying.. 

he dead

reblogged 1 day ago @ 20 Oct 2014 with 11,783 notes via/source

mill-iam:

Hands are weird because one of them can do absolutely everything without a problem and the other one can’t even hold a spoon

reblogged 1 day ago @ 19 Oct 2014 with 74,705 notes via/source

memelordmikey:

*looks up zodiac compatibility with fave* *sees that we’re not compatible* *throws rock at sky* fuck you fake bitch

reblogged 1 day ago @ 19 Oct 2014 with 43,542 notes via/source